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I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!
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—I Can’t Believe They Use The Word Butter! Let’s get straight to it. “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” is a name so fraudulent it should come with a disclaimer. Of course, it’s not butter. Butter is creamy, rich, and actually enjoyable. This stuff? It’s like someone tried to melt a candle, bottled the remains,…
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Christmas has come and gone. The presents are not what they once were. Yes, socks again this year. Useful, sure, but not exactly the sort of thing that makes you sit up like a Labrador hearing a biscuit tin. Still, presents aren’t the bit that’s shifted the most. It’s the small rituals. The predictable little…