—Mediocre at best. These are the things that try but don’t quite succeed. Not completely terrible, but nothing to write home about. In other words, underwhelming—you could take it or leave it.
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—Taking a playful spin on both The Blair Witch Project and Which?, the “trusty” review magazine, the Bleh category is all about the content that lands somewhere in the murky middle. These are the slightly underwhelming options that don’t offend but don’t impress either. It’s like wandering around the woods, stumbling over twigs, finding soggy leaves, and maybe even spotting a suspicious pile of stones or a few effigies—nothing disastrous. Still, you’ll definitely wish for something a bit more exciting.
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—I Can’t Believe They Use The Word Butter! Let’s get straight to it. “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” is a name so fraudulent it should come with a disclaimer. Of course, it’s not butter. Butter is creamy, rich, and actually enjoyable. This stuff? It’s like someone tried to melt a candle, bottled the remains,…